‘Twas the Night Before the Meeting: A Boardroom Christmas Poem

boardroom Christmas poem

‘Twas the night before the meeting
And all through the boardroom
Admins were retreating
In worry and gloom

The board books were placed
At the table with care
But last minute adjustments
Had staff pulling out their hair!

“Oh no. Delete that chart!”
Shouted one to the team
“We’ll just have to restart
At the printer, full steam!”

The directors were arriving
At the office post haste
While the admins were striving
To get agendas replaced

If only there was software
That could streamline each need
Imagine just sharing
Everything in one feed!

And that’s when they heard it:
A faint knock at the door
As the bravest admin flit
To see what was in store

Appearing in their viewpoint
He stood with such candor
The President of Directorpoint
With an iPad of grandeur

I come bearing a gift
He said with a grin
This software will give you a lift
And transform your board from within!

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